“Forks don’t work on these kinds of turkeys!” – my dad

“Forks don’t work on these kinds of turkeys!” – my dad

My dad used to say that a successful turkey hunt came down to two things: patience and a good gun. He would tell me that you need the patience for untold amount of target shooting and to perfect your purrs, putts, clucks, cackles, cuts, kee kees, yelps, hoots, gobbles...